The Parchment of Endless Fortune™: This sacred scroll grants the bearer the power to acquire goods and services from any merchant across the land. With the Parchment of Endless Fortune, one’s debts are settled with a mere mark upon the scroll, as if by magic. Behold the power of boundless wealth, granted to those deemed worthy by the sages of finance. Use this talisman wisely, for it holds the power of prosperity within its enchanted fibers. 🏺💰
